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A tweazle is a person exhibiting both the characteristics of being a twat and a weazle. This person would be offensive, a lier, passive aggresive, and hostile.
The government contract officer was a tweazle when she lied to potential small business contractors, and then illegally went behind their backs to offer the contracts to other businesses before the official amendment announcements were released.
tweazle by Fifi LaPoof May 23, 2007
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Someone who uses twitter.
My tweaple
tweaple by 9swords February 27, 2009
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(verb) To stimulate a womans clitorus with your penis.
(Man) You should have seen the look on her face when I was twazling her.

(woman) I've never had a guy twazle me like that. It was unbelievable!
Twazle by Lue Stoolz February 16, 2010

Wild Tweagle 

A Crazy Innapropriate,Milk Swinging, Most Likely Mean, ,Overweight,Caucasian,Person Possibly Found In Arizona And May Attack So Beware.
WATCH OUT FOR THAT WILD TWEAGLE, ITS GOING TO ATTACK!
Wild Tweagle by -DavidCrue- November 13, 2011

tweaklet 

unborn child of a drug addict
The woman was arrested for drug possession. She appeared to be pregnant with a tweaklet
tweaklet by welderguy13 January 9, 2020
An individual that engages in twerzing behavior.
That boy over there is acting like a complete twerzle.
twerzle by Captain Definininator February 27, 2021
1.a notorious and obvious steriod user;
2.to pull a tweakle is wen its obvious sum kid used roids u yell tweakle and run, of course avoiding the possible beating that may be ahead;
3.if you use steriods you would call yourself a tweakler
1. fan 1: haha giambi is such a tweakle
fan 2: damn strait

2. TWEAKLE!... runn!

3. o yea, im a tweakler **flex**
tweakle by K-SO October 26, 2005
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