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A tweap is a reference to a person who is cooler than all others. A tweap is usually someone that all guys want to be like and all girls want to be with. A tweap is usually very smart, extremely attractive and will occasionally round house kick unsuspecting old people for fun.
Person 1: Boy, did you see that CJ guy at the bar the other night?
Person 2: Ya, man that CJ is something else. He is definitely a tweap.
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A tweap is a tweakerwho peaks out of the blinds like a crack head.
That dude did way too much ice. He has the tweaps.
Tweap by Bongsmith49 June 5, 2018
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A tweap is a reference to a person who is cooler than all others. A tweap is usually someone that all guys want to be like and all girls want to be with. A tweap is usually very smart, extremely attractive and will occasionally round house kick unsuspecting old people for fun.
Person 1: Boy, did you see that CJ guy at the bar the other night?
Person 2: Ya, man that CJ is something else. He is definitely a tweap.

Teapression 

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.
Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.
Teapression by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

Teapublicunt 

A highly unreasonable radical and extremist who is completely removed from reality.

Despite the fact that most Teapublicunts barely managed to graduate from high school, over the course the last five years they have proclaimed themselves to be constitutional scholars, based solely on their misguided interpretations of the Second Amendment. Few Teapublicunts understand politics, economics, history, science, geopolitics, or even basic English, although this won't stop them from regurgitating the dubious talking points from Faux News and other Right Wing paranoia outlets.

Teapublicunts usually exhibit the following symptoms: extreme and often racially-tinged beliefs; the stockpiling of large quantities of weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Second Coming of Baby Jesus; extremely small penises, low self esteem, and Black-President-Penis-Envy; a dislike of government and welfare, in spite of their profound dependence on food stamps and Medicare; the inability to spell, use proper grammar, or form coherent sentences.
Person 1: Can't we just find some common ground and compromise with each other for the good of the country?

Person 2: No!!! Bama iz da Antee Christ whoose takin my freedomz and gunz and Benghazi and IRS and he ain't got no rite being Presidant cuz he's Muslim and born in Hawaii, not America. PATRIOT

Person 1: You're such a fucking Teapublicunt. I feel my brain cells dying by the second.
Teapublicunt by MEO808 October 14, 2013

teapocalypse 

The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.
Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.
teapocalypse by happyshiny August 14, 2011

Teapards 

A play on the words retard and the tea party movement referring to an ignorant right wing crack pot in the "tea party" movement.
Look whats on Palin and the other teapards
Teapards by Penutbutterfunlove October 6, 2010
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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