A tweap is a reference to a person who is cooler than all others. A tweap is usually someone that all guys want to be like and all girls want to be with. A tweap is usually very smart, extremely attractive and will occasionally round house kick unsuspecting old people for fun.
Person 1: Boy, did you see that CJ guy at the bar the other night?
Person 2: Ya, man that CJ is something else. He is definitely a tweap.
Person 2: Ya, man that CJ is something else. He is definitely a tweap.
by The Really Real G-Love May 27, 2021
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Get the Tweap mug.A tweap is a reference to a person who is cooler than all others. A tweap is usually someone that all guys want to be like and all girls want to be with. A tweap is usually very smart, extremely attractive and will occasionally round house kick unsuspecting old people for fun.
Person 1: Boy, did you see that CJ guy at the bar the other night?
Person 2: Ya, man that CJ is something else. He is definitely a tweap.
Person 2: Ya, man that CJ is something else. He is definitely a tweap.
by The Really Real G-Love May 27, 2021
Get the tweap mug.The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.
Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.
by Jumbo III August 6, 2011
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Despite the fact that most Teapublicunts barely managed to graduate from high school, over the course the last five years they have proclaimed themselves to be constitutional scholars, based solely on their misguided interpretations of the Second Amendment. Few Teapublicunts understand politics, economics, history, science, geopolitics, or even basic English, although this won't stop them from regurgitating the dubious talking points from Faux News and other Right Wing paranoia outlets.
Teapublicunts usually exhibit the following symptoms: extreme and often racially-tinged beliefs; the stockpiling of large quantities of weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Second Coming of Baby Jesus; extremely small penises, low self esteem, and Black-President-Penis-Envy; a dislike of government and welfare, in spite of their profound dependence on food stamps and Medicare; the inability to spell, use proper grammar, or form coherent sentences.
Despite the fact that most Teapublicunts barely managed to graduate from high school, over the course the last five years they have proclaimed themselves to be constitutional scholars, based solely on their misguided interpretations of the Second Amendment. Few Teapublicunts understand politics, economics, history, science, geopolitics, or even basic English, although this won't stop them from regurgitating the dubious talking points from Faux News and other Right Wing paranoia outlets.
Teapublicunts usually exhibit the following symptoms: extreme and often racially-tinged beliefs; the stockpiling of large quantities of weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Second Coming of Baby Jesus; extremely small penises, low self esteem, and Black-President-Penis-Envy; a dislike of government and welfare, in spite of their profound dependence on food stamps and Medicare; the inability to spell, use proper grammar, or form coherent sentences.
Person 1: Can't we just find some common ground and compromise with each other for the good of the country?
Person 2: No!!! Bama iz da Antee Christ whoose takin my freedomz and gunz and Benghazi and IRS and he ain't got no rite being Presidant cuz he's Muslim and born in Hawaii, not America. PATRIOT
Person 1: You're such a fucking Teapublicunt. I feel my brain cells dying by the second.
Person 2: No!!! Bama iz da Antee Christ whoose takin my freedomz and gunz and Benghazi and IRS and he ain't got no rite being Presidant cuz he's Muslim and born in Hawaii, not America. PATRIOT
Person 1: You're such a fucking Teapublicunt. I feel my brain cells dying by the second.
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by happyshiny August 14, 2011
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