twails

the art of misspeaking the word 'tails'

mainly used when flipping a coin

'Heads or twails?'
what...

by OMEGALULXD May 17, 2021

Twailing

(v) Someone following another too closely on Twitter.

Tailing + Twitter = Twailing

Derivatives:

Twail (n) someone that follows another too closely on Twitter.

1. "I have no problem with Twitter, Jared. I just think twailing mundane celeb tweets is sad."

2. Person A: "How the hell is Brendan here already? I just tweeted plans 5 minutes ago."

Person B: "Sounds like you've picked up a twail."

by happysunman September 23, 2009

twail

A fat cunt

that kid's a real Twail

by Twail January 31, 2017