twails 

the art of misspeaking the word 'tails'

mainly used when flipping a coin

'Heads or twails?'
what...

twails by OMEGALULXD May 17, 2021

make heads or tails 

To not be able to choose from two things

I can't make heads or tails from this white candy or this yellow candy.

make heads or tails by iamsmart March 9, 2015

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

Shitting Out Kitten Tails by KittenTails January 7, 2023

tails gets trolled 

A webcomic that was discovered by the goons at somethingawful. This unlikely diamond in the rough is adored by its many fans for its engaging plot and beautiful artwork.

What I read: Tails Gets Trolled
What I expected: Sonichu
What I got: Dragonball Z

tails gets trolled by sohereiamdoingeverythingican November 11, 2012

Miles "Tails" Prower 

A character of the popular Sega series, Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic's loyal sidekick, this 8-year old two-tailed fox is a mechanical genius. The inventor of various vehicles such as the Tornadoes 1 and 2, the Cyclone, the Blue typhoon and various other gadgets. His intellectual equal, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik is at constant struggle with Sonic. Tails helps in his own way by working alongside Sonic in battle. He's capable of flight on his own by use of his two tails as a propeller. It has been questioned whether or not Tails was originally supposed to be a girl in his first game appearance. Tails has also been believed to be losing his role in the shadow of Sonic, but has proved time and time again as a valuable asset to the fight against evil.

Miles "Tails" Prower is a helpful fox.

Miles "Tails" Prower by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

Indian Trails middle School 

A school that seems to hold the largest quantity of stuck ups, whores and jerks. A place where there isn't any originality.

I fucking hate Indian Trails Middle School. It's full of sluts.

Indian Trails middle School by IFuckingHateYouForAReason March 21, 2012

tailspin 

(n) Occurs when one:

a. exaggerates a situation to an extreme level and reacts to it in dramatic fashion

b. flies off the handle for the slightest of inconveniences caused by another person or a situation that is out of the control of any one individual

c. exhibits emotion in response to a stimulus that is wildly disproportionate with the level of reaction warranted by said stimulus

d. expresses particularly strong anger, frustration, and/or panic in the face of everyday life events and takes these emotions out on targeted individuals and/or random bystanders, which negatively impacts the lives of these people who subsequently come to believe that the person is fucking insane

Holy shit... My boss went into another tailspin today This time it was because I changed a few words in her document before sending it back to her. BUT SHE ASKED ME TO CONTENT EDIT THE DAMN DOCUMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE! She sent me a 1,000 word email to me saying how much I "messed up" by changing a few words, and then she called me down to her office to berate me face-to-face! Woman is insane.

Today my boyfriend locked his keys in his car. He tried to call me to bring him a spare set, but I had my phone on vibrate and didn't see that he called until about an hour later. Holy shit... that mofo went into a complete tailspin when he got home, and bitched me out for literally HOURS about how he can't count on me for anything... blah blah blah. AND THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED! What a fuckin' nut job!

tailspin by Bozo McScrotus July 29, 2016