turdcunt

A turdcunt is female genitals that smell very similar to excrement.

or

a term used to describe a persons attitude.

"That ho had sum wicked ass turdcunt yo. bitch be smellin all shitty up in hurr." - noun

"That dude is acting like a total turdcunt." - adj.

by rusty shackelford 2 June 23, 2008

Turdcutter

The often overlooked and ignored aspect of a womans body. Located a mere few inches from her most pleasurable of sexual entrances. Small in size and when properly treated, can bring her and her man ultimate pleasure. Its aroma is amazing and its taste, tangy and zesty. The only place a man can get an ass tortilla or be a bung tonguer. Ones penis can find much pleasure and entertainment there when properly approaching your lady for some fine cornhole action or even just to be a Bum Sniffer. Its form fitting shape is snug against the erect penis and can cause extreme and copius orgasms. A Rectum Rooter sweet spot.

Dave: Hey Frank, why the hell is Steve in such a good mood today.
Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.
Dave: So.
Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.
Dave: Now I understand.

by The King Cornholer April 19, 2008

Tardcunt

A little retarded girl who asks you not to use the word retarded thereby becoming a cunt as well.

That little retarded girl is being selfish again and has really turned in to a Tardcunt.

by bcoen July 27, 2014

turdcutter

Course word for a woman's booty.
Don't use this term for a man's ass or you'll get stomped.

"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

turdcutter

Anus, anal sphincter, ass, cornhole, poopshoot...

Dude .. i'd toss it in her turdcutter... wahhhh!

by rick ladashnaw June 12, 2004

Turncunt

Noun. Derivative of “Turncoat”.

(1) A woman who’s political stance, opinions, and/or voting record are anti-women or women’s rights issues.

(2) A female elected official who’s in-office voting record includes voting against women’s rights issues.

She voted against the Violence Against Women Act; what a turncunt.

by Trumpsucks57 May 15, 2021

turdcutter

A man or womens rowneye ,asshole,anus,cornhole,talepipe,hershey hishway,poop shoot.Useually a redneck word,Always worthy of a good ole laugh.
I dont care who ya are thats dang funny right there.

Hey Cletus ,yeah Billy bob ,Today I took a big ole shit and I had to use my turdcutter to pinch it off .
GIT R DONE

by John Conroy February 12, 2008