turd tard 

I mix between a turd(poo) and a tard(mentally ill person). This word is usually used as another useless and random insult.

You are such a turd tard Phillip!

No Rebecca, you are the fat turd tard!

turd tard by Devvinnn March 28, 2009

turd-tarded 

a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass

Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.

turd-tarded by Price Pfister March 3, 2007

Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.

Tardy Turd by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007

turdtard 

Slang term for someone who doesn’t know shit.

Well yes it’s true, a turdtard is in fact the polar opposite of a turd savant.

turdtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turdtard 

1.A turd, or piece of shit who is retarded.

2. An very oddly mishapened turd.

That Billy, he is a real turdtard. He date-raped a fat girl the other weekend.

It took me like, seven flushes to get that last bit of turdtard down.

turdtard by Lance Niggerdick Junior February 9, 2012