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A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.
ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."
by Plarzmo August 12, 2011
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