Turd Baby

A baby born out of anal sex. This is where lawyers come from.

Bob1: I was at the law school yesterday watching the new lawyers graduate. What a bunch of jerks.
Bob2: Their mothers are all anal sex addicts. That's how you get a Turd Baby.

by Martymo June 15, 2013

turdbaby

Refers to a person who was not born vaginally, but was actually pooped out. A general cuss word that can insult both the person and his/her mother.

"Hey Turdbaby! Wipe the feces off your face and get me a Coke (or Pepsi)."

by dickinsonnd July 16, 2009