a man or woman who desires to lure the opposite sex, but has no intenntions of following through with commitment, once a relationship or kiss is achieved, the tuneing will cease.
Tuna Cat is the guy. He is the creator and the child. Blessed by god and man. He is the beginning and the end. The light and the darkness. The day and night. The east and west. The life and death. He is Tuna. No words can truly describe is glory.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.