tubfuck

similar to fuckload or shitload, except the amount referred to is much larger. Basically so large it could fill a bathtub.

Pizza Hut adds a tubfuck of sauce to their pizzas.

I've seen a tubfuck of penises on chatroulette.

by Rotiv Benevides July 4, 2010

Tubucky Jones

A woman who is by nature a worrier. Always going on about something new that's not to her liking.

Woman: well get on that, you remember what happened last time.

Man: ok...

Woman: I mean it... blah blah blah

Man: cool it Tubucky Jones!

by Tubucky Jones September 7, 2009

Turfucken

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.

I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!

by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009

turfucking

The act in which a person inserts a turkey inside of the anal passage for erotic pleasure. This act is similar to turfisting.

We did so much turfucking last night, I'm stuffed!

by Robbie Bobalito November 2, 2011

turfucken

A perverted and rare sex act where a girl reaches in to her vagina while a man already has his penis inserted and gives him a handjob. Similar to the cunt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic porn stars. This act requires that the womans vagina be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.

James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009

Turfucken

The act of putting a Fleshlight in someone's butt hole and then proceeding to fuck the Fleshlight.

Dude, I gaped Ashley last night and then got my Fleshlight and Turfuckened her.

by SowSadler June 15, 2023

turfucken

A severely fucked up thing or situation. Originated on the Daily Show wth Jon Stewart.

Sudan is a turfucken of a country.

by Ks1994 January 17, 2011