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Tubucky Jones 

A woman who is by nature a worrier. Always going on about something new that's not to her liking.
Woman: well get on that, you remember what happened last time.

Man: ok...

Woman: I mean it... blah blah blah

Man: cool it Tubucky Jones!
Tubucky Jones by Tubucky Jones September 7, 2009

Turfucken 

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.
I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!
Turfucken by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009

turfucking 

The act in which a person inserts a turkey inside of the anal passage for erotic pleasure. This act is similar to turfisting.
We did so much turfucking last night, I'm stuffed!
turfucking by Robbie Bobalito November 2, 2011

turfucken 

A perverted and rare sex act where a girl reaches in to her vagina while a man already has his penis inserted and gives him a handjob. Similar to the cunt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic porn stars. This act requires that the womans vagina be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.
James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.
turfucken by Agutuk March 6, 2009

Turfucken 

The act of putting a Fleshlight in someone's butt hole and then proceeding to fuck the Fleshlight.
Dude, I gaped Ashley last night and then got my Fleshlight and Turfuckened her.
Turfucken by SowSadler June 15, 2023

turfucken 

A severely fucked up thing or situation. Originated on the Daily Show wth Jon Stewart.
Sudan is a turfucken of a country.
turfucken by Ks1994 January 17, 2011
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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