A particularly obvious and stupid hairpiece on a particularly obvious and stupid mantrumpè trumpee

It's like herpes, except that it's not sexually transmitted. It effects the brains of unsuspecting taxpayers who are susceptible to easy lies, blatant arrogance, and prone to wishing they could also lead a life of bad decisions yet still somehow view themselves as success stories. Much like Donald Johnson. Trump has done.

Donald Trump's version of a toupee. Accent added solely because of how big of a dick Trump is. Trump probably named this himself as a marketing technique.