trouser trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
"As a hush descended on the dinner room at Hogwarts, just as Dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. Ron Weasley looked as red as a beetroot; In fact, it was Hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to pass it on to Ron."
by D F Stuckey July 09, 2004
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trumpet trousers

Nasty name for someone who makes nasty smells from their posterior! Also a common name for Master Peters!
Oy trumpet trousers u stinky S**t!
by Sexy Jon March 21, 2005
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trumpet trousers

Man that guy's a trumpet trousers. His farts stink!
by Online Fan December 03, 2015
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