tree sex

1. When trees (or any plant for that matter) shake pollen everywhere in spring. Treegasm.
2. The pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.
2. Having sex in trees.

1. Guy: Dude, I don't want to go outside, there's a bunch of tree sex going down and I have allergies.
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

2. Guy: Aww, Dude! I got tree sex in my eyes!
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

3. Guy: Dude, I totally had tree sex with Gal last night!
Dude: Guy, she has herpes!

by Guy Diddley April 29, 2006

Tree Sex

The act of having sex in a trees. Prevents pregnancy in most cases.

Maybell was very happy when the pregnancy test came out negative after having tree sex with her boyfriend.

by Animals in suits March 31, 2010

Hott Tree House Sex

A word used to describe those who are extrememly bangin'. It cannot be used on those who are just hott. You have to be hott and THEN SOME. You have to be utterly orgasmic and make women croon whenever they see you to be dubbed as Hott Tree House Sex. It can also be combined with other phrases. Like Cliche Cherry Poppin' Prom Night Sex.

Monica: Constantine was looking mighty fine on American Idol today
Katie: I LOVE CONSTANTINE! HE IS CLICHE CHERRY POPPIN' HOTT SEX IN A TREE HOUSE!

by Katalina March 16, 2005

sexy tree

A tall sexy guy who can provide shelter to people from the sun.

I was walking out from school yesterday but luckily I had a sexy tree nearby to shade me from the sun :)

by krazykris88 May 23, 2010

treesexual

One who is sexually attracted to trees. Are often caught in random displays of affection toward trees at random hours of the day/night. Takes the term 'tree hugger' to a whole new level. If male, often "wood for wood" occurs.

Is she making out with that tree?
Yeah man, leave her alone, she's a treesexual.

by Belinda Maxus October 24, 2011

treesexual

a person who fucks with trees

Why are you screwing with the trees? You're treesexual!

by Raolro October 9, 2022

Treesexual

To be sexualy attracted to trees

Tim: are you treesexual
Jim: yes i am sexually attracted to trees

by (⊙＿⊙) February 6, 2017