Micro Transaction

The act of a midget becoming transgender

“ a midget has done a micro transaction in Lego city”

“Get the murder helicopter”

by TheBurbintor July 28, 2021

Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 6, 2022