toufe

To space out and completely lose track of what you are doing while still doing it.

Can result in you talking a load of borange without even realising you don't make sense anymore.

While telling the story Ross went all toufe and we had to wait ages to find out what the best bit of graffiti he has ever seen was.

by Sarah January 9, 2005

Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Sneezing Tourettes

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Liberal Tourette Syndrome

They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .

I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.

by Larry Horist August 19, 2014

Morning Tourette's

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

by geodave December 21, 2013

sticky toffee

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut

That taco just gave me the sticky toffee

by Double triple May 15, 2016

Bar Tourettes

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.

Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.

by will bitten June 30, 2018