Hypochondriac, paranoid, likes to wear helmets. Their feet are like two boats; their E.T. toes helps them swim faster than Flipper. In certain lights, they may resemble Yoshi, or even Jennifer Aniston. At times can be caring, but for the most part is a clown. They are very easy, and will hook up with anything; especially Freshmen. May come with or without herpes, if you're lucky.
That girl is totally a Touf! Look at those feet!
by penguinscoop1191 April 22, 2010
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To space out and completely lose track of what you are doing while still doing it.

Can result in you talking a load of borange without even realising you don't make sense anymore.
While telling the story Ross went all toufe and we had to wait ages to find out what the best bit of graffiti he has ever seen was.
by Sarah January 10, 2005
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