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a person who is capable of gaining 100 LBS. in one summer. They may also like to eat a pretzel and a diet coke as a snack every day. They think that by drinking this diet soda they are losing calories but they end up eating 40000 more that day any way

Also see fat shit, obelsik, bitch
Yo jonny bro, this past summer i pulled a totilo and i am loving it.

Yo dawg i am on the totilo diet and i have my soda right now
totilo by pompizzle September 29, 2010
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Tobiloba 

Tobiloba is a Nigerian name , means God is great

Tobiloba’s can be romantic

And a God fearing human being
Tobiloba by Tobiskin July 29, 2018
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My thanks is everlasting . ( grateful forever) Yoruba origin, Girl name .
My name is Titilope , but Titilayo is more common
Titilope by thatbish January 4, 2014
Titilope is a relatively calm person. Often enigmatic but purely empathetic. They are rare and really great to have as friends although they get caught up in their individuality most times and forget to catch up.

They are beautiful and generally well liked.
Titilope is amazing
Get yourself a Titilope today!
Titilope by Missymagicx February 5, 2020
Puerto Rican slang for tight or small vagina. This is derived from adding the post-fix "-ito" (meaning small) to the Spanish word for pussy, toto. This is often used in an intimate setting.

A totito is a real good thing for a girl to have.
"te hago venir hasta que el totito se te aprieta" - Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny
Translated: "I make you come until you squeeze your tight pussy"

Andrea is thicc and real shy, you think she has a totito to go with it?
Totito by sgt.swordfish October 8, 2017

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton
Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done
A Filipino breakfast plate consisting of Tocino, Sinangag, and Itlog (pork, Pinoy Rice, and egg)
Gusto ko'ng Tosilog ni Tita Tita (I like Auntie Tita's Tosilog).
Tosilog by Shaun Quismorio August 19, 2003
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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