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a person who is capable of gaining 100 LBS. in one summer. They may also like to eat a pretzel and a diet coke as a snack every day. They think that by drinking this diet soda they are losing calories but they end up eating 40000 more that day any way

Also see fat shit, obelsik, bitch
Yo jonny bro, this past summer i pulled a totilo and i am loving it.

Yo dawg i am on the totilo diet and i have my soda right now
totilo by pompizzle September 29, 2010
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Tobiloba 

Tobiloba is a Nigerian name , means God is great

Tobiloba’s can be romantic

And a God fearing human being
Thank you Jesus , oluwa tobiloba
Tobiloba by Tobiskin July 29, 2018
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My thanks is everlasting . ( grateful forever) Yoruba origin, Girl name .
My name is Titilope , but Titilayo is more common
Titilope by thatbish January 4, 2014
Titilope is a relatively calm person. Often enigmatic but purely empathetic. They are rare and really great to have as friends although they get caught up in their individuality most times and forget to catch up.

They are beautiful and generally well liked.
Titilope is amazing
Get yourself a Titilope today!
Titilope by Missymagicx February 5, 2020
Puerto Rican slang for tight or small vagina. This is derived from adding the post-fix "-ito" (meaning small) to the Spanish word for pussy, toto. This is often used in an intimate setting.

A totito is a real good thing for a girl to have.
"te hago venir hasta que el totito se te aprieta" - Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny
Translated: "I make you come until you squeeze your tight pussy"

Andrea is thicc and real shy, you think she has a totito to go with it?
Totito by sgt.swordfish October 8, 2017

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton
Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done
A Filipino breakfast plate consisting of Tocino, Sinangag, and Itlog (pork, Pinoy Rice, and egg)
Gusto ko'ng Tosilog ni Tita Tita (I like Auntie Tita's Tosilog).
Tosilog by Shaun Quismorio August 19, 2003
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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