Definitions by pompizzle

totilo

a person who is capable of gaining 100 LBS. in one summer. They may also like to eat a pretzel and a diet coke as a snack every day. They think that by drinking this diet soda they are losing calories but they end up eating 40000 more that day any way

Also see fat shit, obelsik, bitch

Yo jonny bro, this past summer i pulled a totilo and i am loving it.

Yo dawg i am on the totilo diet and i have my soda right now

totilo by pompizzle September 29, 2010