tormollan 

1-a white kid from maine who dresses like a black kid from brooklyn, but still pulls it off

2-fears jesus to the fullest

3-had a girl shit on his bible

Did you see that tormollan in church today, he looked so good

tormollan by ILOVEBRIAN January 4, 2008

tomhollandsexual 

Someone who is extremely attracted to Tom Holland or his sexy abs

Lacy: I’m tomhollandsexual

Tommy: same!!

tomhollandsexual by Eandlfolife December 25, 2020

tomhollandsexual 

when a person is obsessed with tom Holland

‘I love tom Holland so much I want to marry him’

oh! you must be tomhollandsexual then.

tomhollandsexual by tomhollandismyhusband December 29, 2020

tomhollandsexual 

When someone is OBSESSED with Tom Holland to the point where they WILL stalk him at places in Kingston like the mall and the Park.

Even if they live in Australia.

They would even go as far as watching Tom holland sleep after sneaking into his house like Edward Culllen does in Twilight.
And to Tom Holland fans it won't be stalkerish at all like Edward Cullen was with Bella.

Only joking but if you really think its ok to walk into someones house and watch them sleep( like A CERTAIN EDWARD CULLEN ) please seek help by going to the closest mental hospitsl near you. Thankyou.

Some symptons are high pitched screams when they hear the name tom or peter ot parker or holland or see a picture of him.

You probably know someone who is tomhollandsexual but they peobably do not admit it. If you think they like him please do not ask them if you do not want to hear their high pitched screams in your nightmares.

Also if they create something like Umbrella lip sync dance battle by Tom Holland Wednesday, please let them know it is not ok and they are not allowed under any circumstances to learn the dance.

Lucy: have you seen Tom Holland in the most recent Marvel Movie playing Spiderman?

Jacob: No.

Imogen: *interrupting their private conversation* I have OMG YESS TOMMMYYY!!!!!*high pitched scream*

Lucy:*whispers to Jacob* I think she's tomhollandsexual.

Thankyou and Goodnight Peeps

tomhollandsexual by Cheesysock January 4, 2021

Tortolla 

another word for penis in central america, usually a big one.

Do you like my tortolla?

A mi me gusta la tortolla

Johnny tiene una tortolla bien grandota!

Tortolla by Poly the big sloth March 14, 2009

TomHollandsexual 

When you only feel sexually attracted to Tom Holland

You: I have to come out of the closet to you
Friend: go on I won't judge
You: ok Ummm I tomhollandsexual
Friend: is that a thing
You: yes it basically mean I only love tom holland 😅

TomHollandsexual by Ava.xoxoxo22 April 20, 2021

Trollanese 

Language used by message board, forum & blog troll
common use to disrupting intelligent discussions.

1. yo, why u neva talk 2 me anymor i thought we wuz friends.
yo gurl, i kno u kno my language. quit hatin on me, u hurtin ma feelins

I am assuming you are speaking a type of English...? I think he's speaking trollanese

2.

yo yo yo dis your boy aka da authority, jus wanna tell yall to wake up. mannings a traitor, probably a closet homesexual 2

Trollanese by green thumbs June 19, 2010