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top bunk • top bunked • Top bunk Doggy • Junk in the Top Bunk • TOP • top g • Top Shelf • Top Gun • Top Shagger • top hat
Top Bunk
Person 1: "Yo, you here about that kid who top bunked it at ski camp?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"
Top Bunk by therealsmack November 27, 2012
Top Bunk
The act where a male assumes the top position during the sexual act of 69ing, opposed to the usual bottom position where the female is on top. This can be also referred to as “calling top bunk”, and “top bunking” if used as a verb.
Top Bunk by Pabro Escobar February 4, 2018
Top Bunk
Top Bunk by BottomBunk August 10, 2025
Top-bunk
(verb)- To hook up with a person in the top bunk of a bunk bed. Can be modified into a double-bunk if there is another couple hooking up on the bottom bunk.
Typically occurs in a college dorm setting.
Can be abbreviated "TB"
Typically occurs in a college dorm setting.
Can be abbreviated "TB"
Did you hear? Mark top-bunked that girl he was dancing with at the party last night!
No way! Please tell me.. was Steve was there too?
Yep. It was a classic double-bunk.
No way! Please tell me.. was Steve was there too?
Yep. It was a classic double-bunk.
Top-bunk by B3iswhereitsat September 20, 2011
Top bunk Doggy
Top bunk Doggy by BumBaClarted September 21, 2022
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