tootmosphere 

Tootmosphere: (noun)

The unseen hanging cloud of flatulence that unfortunate souls venture into and as a result respond violently as the perpetrator hangs back and giggles uncontrollably at their misfortune.

"Watch this! Here comes the boss down the hall ... he's about to walk right into my tootmosphere."
(Credit to Charlie Hodge, Austin, Texas)

tootmosphere by Ex-Hooligan September 26, 2013

Twatmosphere 

The mood or tone felt when a Tory enters the room.

- Boris Johnson entered the chamber, and immediately the twatmosphere was felt by all.
- Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss co-chaired the meeting, emitting a twatmosphere of cruelty and guile.

Twatmosphere by Tall Dwarf Society September 4, 2022

textmosphere 

The metaphysical place where text messages go after you send them but before they get to the recipient.

1. (General) I can't believe we sent those messages at the same time. They must have passed in the textmosphere.
2. (as an excuse) I know I sent it, I don't know why you didn't get it. Musta got lost in the textmosphere.

textmosphere by Collinwood Shooz August 22, 2011