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Tootmosphere: (noun)

The unseen hanging cloud of flatulence that unfortunate souls venture into and as a result respond violently as the perpetrator hangs back and giggles uncontrollably at their misfortune.

"Watch this! Here comes the boss down the hall ... he's about to walk right into my tootmosphere."
(Credit to Charlie Hodge, Austin, Texas)

tootmosphere by Ex-Hooligan September 26, 2013

Words you can keep

Twatmosphere

The mood or tone felt when a Tory enters the room.

- Boris Johnson entered the chamber, and immediately the twatmosphere was felt by all.
- Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss co-chaired the meeting, emitting a twatmosphere of cruelty and guile.

Twatmosphere by Tall Dwarf Society September 4, 2022

Related Words

tootmosphere • textmosphere • Twatmosphere

textmosphere

The metaphysical place where text messages go after you send them but before they get to the recipient.

1. (General) I can't believe we sent those messages at the same time. They must have passed in the textmosphere.
2. (as an excuse) I know I sent it, I don't know why you didn't get it. Musta got lost in the textmosphere.

textmosphere by Collinwood Shooz August 22, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026