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too pooped to pop

Means too tired to participate, too worn out.

Originally meant too old to play with the cool kids, from the Chuck Berry song. Lyrics below:

"Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo
This might have been fine back in '22
Now, I is gonna give you fellows just a little tip
If you wanna keep your girl youse better get hip

"Or, you'll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul
You hips are gettin' weaker when you try to do the stroll
And every time your feet gettin'?to go in one way
Here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray.
Hey, why don't you come out tonight?
Man, I'm just gonna stay in - too pooped to pop.
too pooped to pop by feelinMyAge August 25, 2011
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too pooped to pop

a slogan of the 1980s cartoon characters The Popples, who are also represented in stuffed animal form where they fold into their own pocket in the shape of spheres. When they are too pooped to pop, they are too tired to come out of their spheres.
I ran a marathon today, and now I am too pooped to pop!

too pooped to pop

Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.

From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.
Why'd you stop?

I'm too pooped to pop!
too pooped to pop by Downstrike September 5, 2005

Too pooped to Pope 

When the Pope must tender his resignation and can no longer perform his prescribed duties because of old age, Catholic Church and Priests indiscretions and lots of inappropriate fondling.
Pope Benedict XVI is too pooped to Pope and is therefore resigning, apparently due to his age, frailty and stress from an over abundance of Catholic Church hanky panky.
Too pooped to Pope by stanwich February 11, 2013
Word of the Day on February 13, 2013

too popped to poop 

Man, I worked all day; I'm too popped to poop.
too popped to poop by Liberte July 28, 2006
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026