That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad
by Gas_log February 14, 2021
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A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.
I think I like Tons. She’s so nice
by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018
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A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.
I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?
by Duckenheim April 6, 2020
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A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
by Melk Man February 12, 2019
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1. To relax; simmer down, chill.
2. Sex ;)
1. Dude chee-ton everything is gona be okay.
2. Nah dawg, it's too early for chee-ton, I already hit it in the morning.
by YESi_NAti0N April 7, 2011
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Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.
Daniel Tonning is GOD
by Deamon King October 9, 2023
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