toilet ping 

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.

Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.

toilet ping by nlan1 August 14, 2010

TOILETING 

When you take a shit.

I am TOILETING

TOILETING by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

toileting 

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck

toileting by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

toiletling 

Someone born in a toilet

*dude 1* yoooo did u hear tyler is a toiletling?
*dude 2* wow rly i didnt know

toiletling by Traviman March 30, 2023

toileting 

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

toileting by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

Toiletlingering 

you have sex in a bathroom with lingerie on

man that toiletlingering felt good

Toiletlingering by Trovitompson March 30, 2023

Toileting 

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.

Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.

Toileting by unncanny May 2, 2024