toful

pronounced toe fool
A flamboyant vegetarian, one who doesn't stop at simply placing an order for a menu item, but insists upon analyzing and discussing (loudly) various health food options, vegan alternatives, etc., all in an effort to impress those around him/her with his vast storehouse of knowledge on the subject

Dude- shut up and order! No one cares how much you know about sprouts! You're acting like a complete toful.

by Ankle Rub July 3, 2008

Tofled

Meaning owned, used by radiant valorant dipshits.

Person 1-"Damn, you just got fucking tofled".

Person 2- "What the fuck is a tofle".

by The pistacchio November 27, 2021

BE-YOU-TIFUL

Play on word that means that you're beautiful when you decide to be yourself.

be-YOU-tiful (pun)

by Tortuela June 21, 2013

almond tofu

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

by nekohwa March 8, 2021

Toulson Syndrome

Toulson Syndrome is the state in which League of Legends players become severely under leveled. There is no known cause and generally effects one in three players. If left unchecked Toulson Syndrome can spread to nearby lanes resulting in loss of team fights, feeding of enemy lanes and extreme poverty.

This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.

1. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.

2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"

Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"

Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"

Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"

3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.

4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.

5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.

6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."

JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."

{15 minutes later}

SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"

JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"

{5 mins later}

JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"

{ADC and SUPPORT Die}

ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"

SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"

JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"

ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."

SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"

by Theholybackfat January 4, 2014

tofu project

A tofu project (or tofu dreg project) is a Chinese term (Traditional Chinese: 豆腐渣工程; Pinyin: dòufuzhā gōngchéng) for a shoddily-made building, especially those hastily erected during China's communist-mandated construction boom. These edifices infamously collapse during earthquakes, when not for no apparent reason whatsoever.

"The term (tofu project) was coined in 2008 during the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan province, when thousands of children died in collapsed “tofu-dreg” schools. Families and schoolteachers who sought accountability for the bad construction were silenced through detention and police threat." (Los Angeles Times, "As Beijing claims credit for beating coronavirus, many Chinese are outraged: ‘Fake! It’s all fake!’ ", Alice Su, March 10, 2020)

by Bezzle Bedeviled March 27, 2020

Tofubee

A semi-popular animator who is very uptight about everything they do, if they get inspired or copy things its fine but if you do it. They will literally call you racist (even if they are racist themselveslol), and will out you to their white knight fans who will harass you and they will be like "woah, how'd that happened?! But it ain't my fault even tho I have a public blacklist.." they are also a believer of color picking, inspiration as being being, Artstyle theft(yes you read that right.) and copying if you have the same wings as their oc. They also color pick but they have a double standard if they do it it's fine, they also copy ocs but won't admitted to it even when confronted. And they will go on a blocking spread because they are a coward lol, and have their white knights and friends 'call you out' and cry about it on their socials, this is why no one likes you. And also their artstyle have been improving backwards as of late. And will blacklist you for kinning a mlp character because their the only one who can do that.

"person 1: I just got blocked by tofubee and I don't know why?"
"Person 2: it is because you have the same name as their oc and it made them uncomfortable, and being uncomfortable is like killing a person for these zgen-er"

by Zzzzzzdude October 30, 2022