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Toasta
A term used between two friends whose combined IQ is roughly 47 — essentially two halves of the same idiot. Not quite the dumbest two people on Earth, but they’re definitely in the running if the current champions ever die. Their loyalty, however, is unmatched.
From the outside, the friendship may resemble two apes throwing shit at each other, but internally it represents the highest form of brotherhood.
Activities with your Toasta include, but are not limited to:
Deleting irresponsible quantities of beer, hyping each other up for catastrophically bad decisions, hitting on women purely for the love of the game, drunkenly debating stupid ideas that somehow become real projects, gas lighting women, drunk cooking absolute bangers, and approaching 3/10s you’d never sleep with but somehow end up cracking anyway.
Additional activities may include keeping the couch from floating away, chili-dog-afying a guy’s car, screaming “Bob Saget!” downtown at 3 a.m., and generally behaving in a way that makes observers believe they are witnessing two malfunctioning zoo apes that escaped supervision.
From the outside, the friendship may resemble two apes throwing shit at each other, but internally it represents the highest form of brotherhood.
Activities with your Toasta include, but are not limited to:
Deleting irresponsible quantities of beer, hyping each other up for catastrophically bad decisions, hitting on women purely for the love of the game, drunkenly debating stupid ideas that somehow become real projects, gas lighting women, drunk cooking absolute bangers, and approaching 3/10s you’d never sleep with but somehow end up cracking anyway.
Additional activities may include keeping the couch from floating away, chili-dog-afying a guy’s car, screaming “Bob Saget!” downtown at 3 a.m., and generally behaving in a way that makes observers believe they are witnessing two malfunctioning zoo apes that escaped supervision.
Toasta by Motha Fuckin Toasta March 10, 2026
Related Words
Toasta • toastable • Toastally • toastaroastin • Toastability • Toastado • toastage • Toastah • toastalated • Toastalitus
Do Mo Toast
When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .
I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.
Do Mo Toast by will bitten August 19, 2017
Go commit toaster bath
A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.
also, it comes in different flavors
also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood
|robloxian 2| yeah?
|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol
|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae
|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*
|robloxian 3| lol noob
|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!
|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*
|robloxian 2| yeah?
|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol
|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae
|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*
|robloxian 3| lol noob
|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!
|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*
Go commit toaster bath by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018
Moony Toast
A nice breakfast to make your Doc-Martens-wearing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, 70s-music-listening, Taylor-Swift-stanning, probably-queer friend.
It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.
It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.
It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.
It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.
Person A: I feel like eating a magical, gay wizard breakfast today.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.
Moony Toast by wolfstar's child indeed April 3, 2022
Toasting the Pope
As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'
Toasting the Pope by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009
Truth or toast
A party game. It's truth or dare, except the dare is always taking a bite of a nasty piece of toast.
Truth or toast by Wutermelen October 25, 2012
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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