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Acronym for "tell it to your blog". This is used in forums and can be said aloud if you'd like. It is told to drama queens and people generally being overly dramatic. It can also be said if people are talking for themselves to be heard and aren't contributing to anything when they're speaking/typing.
Jessica: So I bought three barbie dolls and then I combed their hair for six hours. They're really pretty just like me. I wish somebody would love me.

Arthur: tityb

Jessica: What's that mean?

Arthur: It means I think you're great.
tityb by teddyrux August 7, 2006
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TinyBoxTim 

The cutest lil biscuit in the whole wide world <3 ^-^
TinyBoxTim is the best lil box ever to be created
TinyBoxTim by Markiplite September 2, 2016
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tityb tity boi titbag Titboy TITB titbad Titbiscuit Titbitch titblast titbox
The chant that a group shouts while fucking with a passed out person.
"Chris is passed out upstairs. Let's titboob the shit out of him."

Group: "Titboob! Titboob! Titboob!"
titboob by Skyping&Blazing October 6, 2009
Look at Fire's titytot!
titytot by UnknownsPerson January 5, 2017

Tittybong 

Noun; a water pipe used primarily for inhaling marijuana, that is placed in between a woman’s cleavage, while someone else inhales smoke from the bong.
Hey Crystal, come over here and press your tits together around the stem of bong so I can take a tittybong hit!
Tittybong by Leigh5280 May 13, 2018
Any tool that can be used to destroy a woman's tits (breasts).
Jimmy: Damn dude, have you seen Joe's penis? It's a titbuster.

Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.
titbuster by pokerjuicer January 16, 2010

titbagging 

Like teabagging, but with tits. you take your tits and place them on someone.
Sweet! Tiffany was just titbagging me. I love Larry and Moe!
titbagging by tifferzany July 25, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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