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tittywhack 

verb: to tittywhack
noun: a tittywhack

to bitchslap a tit with your cock (either slapping one at a time or hitting both at the same time depending on the size of your organ)
Oh honey, I'm gonna tittywhack you like never before.
Mam, that man just tittywhacked me while he promised me candy.
tittywhack by C4PROOF August 20, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
To have sexual intercourse by pushing the mans cock between a pair of breasts
- fucking someones tits
- dude she just gave me a tittywank
Tittywank by Rashmealeonhert December 10, 2003

tittyshaker 

Music with a low, bassy, rhythmic beat that makes you want to twirl the tassels on your pasties. Music that bumps and grinds and makes women shake their titties.
Betty rips off her blouse and really lets em swing when they play a good tittyshaker!
tittyshaker by XrayG November 28, 2014

tittyjack 

When a women uses her good looks, especially her breasts, to make a man spend excessive amounts of money on her.

or

When a female takes her shirt off exposing her tittys however only jacks the male counterpart off.
Man how much did you tip that waitress with the big boobs? $20?!! Man shes tittyjacked you good.
tittyjack by Bobby Diesel October 3, 2010

tittybackpack 

A backpack to put your fake boobs in or maybe real.
Your tittybackpack is showing!
tittybackpack by Bffgurls December 12, 2015

tittyhickey

It's a hickey on your titty it's kinda self explanatory
"Hey mum what's that on your titty.

Why darling it's a tittyhickey"
tittyhickey by Tittyhickey January 20, 2017

Tittywanker 

Somebody who craves putting their dick in a woman, usually in the breasts/Somebody who is retarded or annoying
"You are such a tittywanker!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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