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tittyhamper 

Where you throw your bad days, annoying people, or anything negative.
I was supposed to go golfing on Saturday but I got called in to work. Might as well throw the whole weekend in the tittyhamper.
tittyhamper by DrTom May 20, 2014

Tittymeat bingo 

When you’re going to hang out with someone with great boobs, but your friends all want to see them too. So you need them all to stand 5 in a row and take a shot and NO ONE CARES STAND IN THE MIDDLE SPOT AND FLASH YOUR TITS
Hey Alex, wanna play tittymeat bingo?
Tittymeat bingo by BeardofJustice January 9, 2022
A person who you can always count on to do the most retarded actions imagineable. Can often be confused with a turd furgeson
Great job you tithead, you just pee'd out my bedroom window and ripped down my curtain.
Tithead by HumBabe March 6, 2005
English derogatory term for Police Constable. Derived from the shape of the standard issue bobby's helmet. That's 'helmet' as in hat.
Put yer chopper away. There's a tithead comin' round the corner.
tithead by titwanker July 30, 2003

Tittybears 

When breasts become cuddle toys as a woman sleeps.
Kat can't sleep unless she is holding her tittybears
Tittybears by MonkeyCult92 September 28, 2012

Portuguese titty head 

the shape of Dwayne the Rock Johnsons head according to Kevin Hart
You got a Portuguese titty head and women thies. – Kevin Hart
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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