timeport 

A cross between time travel and teleportation. Most commonly happens when you drink before getting on a plane.

Had a flight out of NYC. The flight attendant gave me a few jack and cokes while we were taxiing on the runway and next thing you know I timeported to San Francisco.

timeport by Billdozer84 October 11, 2014

Timepout

The act of disciplining one who misbehaves and their reaction to said discipline. Usually said act is to ignore and allow them time to deal with their psycho delusions.

Matt put Kitti in timepout because she acted like a brat and threw a bitch fit.
Kitti was assaulting all the noobs so Kell put her in timepout.
Kell just didn't want to play along so Kitti put her in timepout.
Matt was put in timpout because he didn't return Kitti's call.

Timepout by MidniteKitti January 17, 2015

Timebortion 

When you hate someone so much that you build a time machine for the sole purpose of going back in time just far enough to execute the prick's father before he can deposit his seed.

R: Nick won't stop quoting full episodes of the Simpsons.

T: I wish Doc Brown would give him a timebortion.

Timebortion by rrob December 4, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004