A cross between time travel and teleportation. Most commonly happens when you drink before getting on a plane.
Had a flight out of NYC. The flight attendant gave me a few jack and cokes while we were taxiing on the runway and next thing you know I timeported to San Francisco.
by Billdozer84 October 11, 2014
Get the timeport mug.The act of disciplining one who misbehaves and their reaction to said discipline. Usually said act is to ignore and allow them time to deal with their psycho delusions.
Matt put Kitti in timepout because she acted like a brat and threw a bitch fit.
Kitti was assaulting all the noobs so Kell put her in timepout.
Kell just didn't want to play along so Kitti put her in timepout.
Matt was put in timpout because he didn't return Kitti's call.
Kitti was assaulting all the noobs so Kell put her in timepout.
Kell just didn't want to play along so Kitti put her in timepout.
Matt was put in timpout because he didn't return Kitti's call.
by MidniteKitti January 17, 2015
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When you hate someone so much that you build a time machine for the sole purpose of going back in time just far enough to execute the prick's father before he can deposit his seed.
R: Nick won't stop quoting full episodes of the Simpsons.
T: I wish Doc Brown would give him a timebortion.
T: I wish Doc Brown would give him a timebortion.
by rrob December 4, 2009
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