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Thot idolising mediocre dick. In a scientifically-accurate two-gender system, a timd is the female equivalent of a simp.

The road to timd usually begins with an innocent young girl. The transition from innocence to thot occurs as a result of years of sustained brainwashing by intersectional feminists and looking up to cancerous skanks like Lady Gaga and Cardi B. Although stifled intellectual growth and a gross sense of entitlement are common signs of a thot, you can most easily identify a thot by her complete lack of self awareness or self respect.

While many thots are doomed to a life of man-hating lesbian debauchery, some experience a re-activation of the brain which enables them to escape the echo chamber of feminazi screeching. Their ordeal isn't yet over though.

Having wasted their best years 'living my best life' in fear of the 'patriachy' and believing that all men are toxic garbage, they are largely incapable of assessing men as human beings of genuinely equal worth. Thus, when a man appears showing even the most modest of amicable traits (e.g. does not give his mother a black eye for putting the toilet paper around the wrong way in her own house) he is objectified and becomes the subject of an unwarranted level of admiration. This transition to timd is often further accelerated when the thot is exposed to any kind of flattery, regardless of whether real or imagined.
1.

"Where's Greta? Has she been oppressed? Is someone stealing her childhood?'

"Nah, some simp finally signed up to her onlyfans and now she's gone full timd for him"

2.

"I just met the most wonderful guy in the world! He's vegan, bernie bro, and introduced ximself with xis pronouns!"

"bitch pls... timd."
timd by Flip-flops November 21, 2020

TimDotTV 

An incredible human being who has the literally most annoying wife in Sims History. He has two dicks, and the left one is a bit bigger. He's MLG pro at guitar.
"TimDotTV has the biggest dick, I hear he could play the guitar with his left one."

"Damn. TimDotTV stole my girl again." -Everyone, Always
TimDotTV by Myleftdick September 11, 2014
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(N) The kind of man who just annoys you cause he gets all the girls without really trying at all.

See manwhore
She really wants the timdick
Timdick by JES98 October 3, 2018

Tim D'onofrio 

An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".
1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.

- Jimmy Lanz
Tim D'onofrio by jimmylanz September 18, 2011
To be Tim'd or to pull a Tim is to say things are going very well or things are alright, when in reality its all going wrong. This meaning comes from a mmorpg community in the game Eve Online.
Person 1 : "dude are you alright?"
Person 2 : " Ya , im alright its fine"
Person 1 : " whats going on now?"
Person 2 : " oh shit i died :( "

Person 3 : " OMG , he just got Tim'd!"
Tim'd by Callonious September 2, 2008
Another term for breasts or tiddies, usually said by younger folks
"UwU, I like them timdies, XD"
Timdies by SirCaesar69 May 2, 2020
Timdawg is a boy who is constantly bricked up.
Look at how bricked up that kid is he is such a timdawg!
Timdawg by Tim dawwg December 7, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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