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tomaphrodite 

tom•àfro•dite (n.) 1. a living creature with female anatomy that exhibits behavior of a male. 2. an over the top Tom Boy.

tomaphroditic, tomaphroditis, tomaphrodiliac
The tomaphrodite read the latest issue of Maxim while sitting down to pee.

(note: a Tom Boy would read Sports Illustrated)

himaphrodite

A straight man with gay or feminine habits to the point that others begin to opine that he must have a vagina.
Did you see the flowery wall paper in John's house? I reckon that fella is a himaphrodite.
himaphrodite by Suspicious Chicken November 26, 2006

Trimaphrodite

A man (or in rare cases a woman) who has three penises.
Man you gonna bang all those chicks?
Chill man, I'm a Trimaphrodite.

Dimaphrodite

Similar to a hermaphrodite, but with two penises instead of just one.

Slang can be "Blastoise" or "Female Blastoise" (two rockets....)
Hey... wtf is that thing, man?

looks like a hermaphrodite to me.....
but it might be a dimaphrodite.. its name is Marielle right?
Dimaphrodite by Kerplosion June 11, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026