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tomaphrodite 

tom•àfro•dite (n.) 1. a living creature with female anatomy that exhibits behavior of a male. 2. an over the top Tom Boy.

tomaphroditic, tomaphroditis, tomaphrodiliac
The tomaphrodite read the latest issue of Maxim while sitting down to pee.

(note: a Tom Boy would read Sports Illustrated)

himaphrodite

A straight man with gay or feminine habits to the point that others begin to opine that he must have a vagina.
Did you see the flowery wall paper in John's house? I reckon that fella is a himaphrodite.
himaphrodite by Suspicious Chicken November 26, 2006

Trimaphrodite

A man (or in rare cases a woman) who has three penises.
Man you gonna bang all those chicks?
Chill man, I'm a Trimaphrodite.

Dimaphrodite

Similar to a hermaphrodite, but with two penises instead of just one.

Slang can be "Blastoise" or "Female Blastoise" (two rockets....)
Hey... wtf is that thing, man?

looks like a hermaphrodite to me.....
but it might be a dimaphrodite.. its name is Marielle right?
Dimaphrodite by Kerplosion June 11, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026