It's when someone comes up in front of you and proceeds to give you a hug, but then reaches around and pulls (or rather inserts) a fast one by inserting their thumb into your asshole.
I gave Mary the old fashioned thumb around at Walmart the other night. You should have seen her face!
by Steamer Bean March 23, 2018
The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 09, 2019
Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 02, 2025
by ryan bambi November 29, 2010