Thot on instagram : LOL going to BU even though I ain't gettin student aid OMG. No worries tho, my gender studies degree gonna earn me back the 200K in debt 😎🤗
Any reasonable person: bitch commitin tuicide over here
John just committed truicide with his girlfriend...he told her about that weird incident in college where he had sex with a guy...who he just-so-happens to work with now.