a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated
Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"
by Swift December 13, 2003
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