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By combining the word thot and options. It's when you have too many thots

Guy1: Hey we going to the club

Guy2: Man they won't let us in if we don't bring women.
Guy1: Man no prob let me check my thotions

thotions by Whoharderthandrewcarter December 11, 2014

Words you can keep

Thotious Park

When member of BTS Jimin behaves like a complete different person on stage.

Oh look! *Jimin slut drops again* Thotious Park is back!

Thotious Park by Shiiii October 12, 2018

Related Words

thotions • Thoptions • thotious maximous • Thotious Park • Begonious Thotious

Begonious Thotious

An advanced version of Begone thot, only used by true Crusaders and Thot Destroyers. Begonious Thotious originates from 700 AD in the Duchy of Duloc. It was used to insult and shame thots and used by knights to banish others from society. Thot’s were often killed on sight, arrested on sight, or Forever Exiled. The Thotillia Empire tried to gather all the thots but their numbers were so little that they only had a few dozen thots.

A: *Some thot stuff*

B: BEGONIOUS THOTIOUS

Begonious Thotious by zeCarpet August 26, 2018

thotious maximous

A thicc thot. Can be used to describe anyone. Def a compliment of the highest degree.

That guy Park is a thotious maximous, like a supreme thiccie, as in ultra thock, in other words v much thicc.

thotious maximous by megathotiousmaximous December 6, 2018

Thoptions

Multiple male/female flings you would never have a relationship with!

No, I dont like her, she's just one of my thoptions

Thot + Options = Thoptions

Thoptions by Kervin&Kerwin May 16, 2016

Thoptions

Multiple female/male flings that you would never have a relationship with

No, I don't like her, she's just one of my thoptions

Thoptions by Kervin&Kerwin May 16, 2016

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026