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thooch/thatch 

This is when a large woman spreads her legs while sitting down, however her thighs are too large to expose vagina, so they make a decieving extra layer of labia, hence the thooch=thigh+cooch.

Attritutes of a cooch (or snatch) and a thatch are visually comparable

(or thatch=snatch+thigh
Yo Kye, last night, uhh... did Buronikuh have a thooch/thatch?

Joey, look! That thooch/thatch is a blowin' in the wind.
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Thotch means thot and bitch together
Amy stop being a fucking thotch!
Thotch by ArTiC_Psyco September 12, 2019
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Smoke a blunt to the thotch.
Kick him/her in the thotch.
thotch by PinkFuzzie July 10, 2003
Synonymous with thot, but the added “ch” gives it greater weight when used
You’re a massive thotch!
Thotch by Maduba October 23, 2018
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026