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A Thombus is a sweaty and extraordinarily small penis that gets sucked anyways, and the man bearing a Thombus tends to be a dwarf rapidly losing hair that can't go out in the sun for two fucking seconds without developing 25 different types of skin cancer.
Guy 1: Paul, you soggy thombus, where is the cheese?
Guy 2: Fuck you Jerry, you never take any responsibility for bringing the food.
Thombus by french the burgerfries November 20, 2020
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Atomic Tombustion

When somebody does not realize what they do is wrong or offensive in general. Instead of apologizing, they will see themselves as the victim of the situation, no matter what they have done and the accusing person is deemed the offender.
It is a cause of ones ego to become so large that their remaining pieces of common sense start to decrease, turning you into a big selfish and arrogant dick.
Person1: My friend is always an asshole to me and my other friends, whenever we tell him that we don't like being treated like this anymore he just tells us to have some understanding
Person2: I assume he gets really mad too?

Person1: Yeah.. I don't understand why he never aplogizes but expects everyone else to.
Person2: He's got Atomic Tombustion then, tragic.
Atomic Tombustion by Raven69 August 6, 2011
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Geometry Term: A trombus is a quadrilaterial with no congruent sides or angles and no parellel sides.
The pontiac symbol is almost a trombus
Trombus by Monty Dahlberg February 14, 2005

ThotBusters

Well we've all heard of the Ghost Busters, so the Thot Busters are essentially the same thing, but instead of killing ghosts, they bust down thots.
Who you gonna call

ThotBusters!!!!!!!!
ThotBusters by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
A singlular, detached thumb.
Frank: "Hey, Bob, what are you looking at?"

Bob: "Somebody left a thumbus in the gutter."

Frank: "O, I guess a couple of hobos must have had a knife fight."
thumbus by leontrotsky32 November 21, 2009
A bus driver that mainly gives young and old people rides ;p, also known to be sulty all the time and also has sausages up his anus.
That bus driver is such a "TomBus" hes always sulty.
TomBus by TomBus February 15, 2017
Thombas is a very small man who still is believed to have a very small dick and very weird eye color but that is easily countered by his funny sense of humor and a very high IQ. He is mostly referred as an Asian human calculator but is mostly alone as his hobby is playing games that most people hate diss-lick. Thombas is a very rare nickname and could ruin some of your life of getting bullied but if you get past that you will be a man referred to a human calculator
Thombas can be used in a sentence like "Thombas your suck a dick" or "Thombas you have small gay"
Thombas by Thombas February 10, 2019
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