A Thombus is a sweaty and extraordinarily small penis that gets sucked anyways, and the man bearing a Thombus tends to be a dwarf rapidly losing hair that can't go out in the sun for two fucking seconds without developing 25 different types of skin cancer.
Guy 1: Paul, you soggy thombus, where is the cheese?
Guy 2: Fuck you Jerry, you never take any responsibility for bringing the food.
Guy 2: Fuck you Jerry, you never take any responsibility for bringing the food.
by french the burgerfries November 20, 2020
Get the Thombusmug.