Third Turd 

any political candidate who enters a race as a spoiler.

any political candidate that despite the inability to win still demands loyalty and wasted votes

any political candidate who loses a primary and then spoils the race either by write in vote, or by switching to a third turd party.

man can you believe Jones lost the election because of this third turd Homer?

I am not voting for this third turd!

can you believe this Third Turd thinks he can win this thing, what a real Turd!

Third Turd by Loyal to the Party October 4, 2012

turdy thirds 

1. like sloppy seconds, when you fuck a girl after shes had unprotected sex and you slide in and out of her using the other guys semen as lube, except that its from 2 guys instead of one.

2. when you like an ugly girl for the third time

1. O man she was so easy to get into last night.
-Yeah cause you were the third guy to fuck her.
aw fuck i had turdy thirds

2. Larisa is such and ugly chick i cant belive you liked her three times....TURDY THIRDS

turdy thirds by anarchicphantom November 13, 2005