One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.
That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.
by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020
by jakelonglikesmen April 16, 2011
A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.
by Iron Thief March 30, 2019
That bitch is such a boner thief
by Boner theif maker December 20, 2017
Someone that gets caught stealing then gives it away for the excuse to say it was the persons they gave it to.
Why did you take that? I was just giving it back to “blank” because I thought it was theirs . Man you just a “give away save” thief.
by Frntstrthstlr July 14, 2023
a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.
"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008
John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.
by Sickmanseth May 7, 2008