by threestacks January 16, 2017
When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.
Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.
by ThickGreeter12345 February 3, 2019
by QueenofKristonia January 16, 2020
by demdiabetes January 16, 2018
by MiracleBanks November 10, 2020
1. to be even more bodacious than average, in a a way that's almost unnatural, referencing both the the unusually large sizes of GMO foods as well as the consequential obesity epidemic
OR
2. when one has artificially augmented their already perhaps bodacious bod to be extremely bodacious; can be taken 0 to 100 or 100 to 3000
OR
2. when one has artificially augmented their already perhaps bodacious bod to be extremely bodacious; can be taken 0 to 100 or 100 to 3000
1. "I saw TayTay throwin ass cheek to ass cheek in his new romper, lookin' all double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon."
"Bruh, he's GMO thick!"
2. "Damn, TayTay must be hitting them squats--he thick"
"Nah, he made those gains under the knife, he's GMO thick"
"Bruh, he's GMO thick!"
2. "Damn, TayTay must be hitting them squats--he thick"
"Nah, he made those gains under the knife, he's GMO thick"
by GMO daddy June 2, 2017
A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden
What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell
by the funny one December 31, 2022