theta pi 

these girls may be fat and drunk all the time, but they have more fun than you (even though they don't remember). if you want a drink or a hookup, they will be down for both.

also know as "potato thigh" "theta pie" "theta cry" "tater pie"

fratlord1: i need sex tonight
fratlord2: there's a theta pi, she's definitely DTF.

freshman: she's cool, she's a theta pi
freshman2: you mean fatty fatty, lots of friends?
freshman: yeah, basically.

theta pi by 931-598 May 4, 2008

Beta Theta Pi 

The best fucking fraternity ever established. Betas are known to be confident yet laid back, always look good, have the best senses of humor, mack muchos babes, give people awesome, hilarious nicknames (like first inital of first name, first syllable of last name or Jimnasium for someone named Jim), and are always and everywhere ready to give their all for their frat. Only fellows with the finest of qualities, such as natural leaders, get the honor of becoming Betas.

Best looking houses, best sounding name, best looking letters. Watch all other houses bow down as Beta rises to the top. Go Beta!

I'm not even in yet, but I've got an eye for true greatness and hopefully will be soon.

"Yo, you hittin' up dat Sigma Chi party tonight?"
"Nah man, they's a bunch of posers. Beta Theta Pi is where it's at."

Beta Theta Pi by The Future KotB February 10, 2010

Beta Theta Pi 

Beta Theta Pi is a fraternity founded in 1839. The organization is international, with over 123 chapters throughout the United States and Canada. Known on campus as Betas, members of the fraternity are highly respected, known for their dedication to brotherhood and cultivation to the intellect. Finally, the symbols related with Beta Theta Pi are the dragon, and three stars.

Once a Beta, Always a Beta, Everywhere a Beta! _kai_ Beta Theta Pi

Beta Theta Pi by Sean FAU April 28, 2006

Beta Theta Pi Oshkosh 

Beta Theta Pi at the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh (UW Zero) is the Zeta Zeta chapter of the national fraternity Beta Theta Pi. Founded in Oxford, Ohio in 1839.

The Zeta Zeta chapter has been long known for there donations to various local organizations, holding high ranking positions in the UW-Oshkosh student government including presidents and vice presidents of OSA and for being a bunch of kick ass guys.

Just hang out with the guys for one night and you'll see what I mean. The hottest chicks are on their jocks and getting laid isn't a problem if you are a Beta in Oshkosh. The are truly a gentleman's fraternity both on and off campus and the ladies see this.

During the early years of the chapter in Oshkosh, many women fell victim to broken hearts with the Beta Boys. Many wanted them so bad and couldn't have them they had to join a sorority just to prove how much they wanted to be with them. There were certain gentlemen who would have the time and energy to accompany multiple women at the same time. This is a common thing if you are a Beta in Oshkosh and the ladies don't seem to mind sharing. It just goes to show you how great of an organization they are with some of the most outstanding men on campus.

"Dude, the Betas are throwing another free beer bash, let's go", Beta Theta Pi in Oshkosh Rules!

"I wish I was a Beta Theta Pi in Oshkosh, my girlfriend cheated on me with 3 of them".

"If Beta wouldn't have passed me up on bid night, I would have never become a Sigma Pi and I would have quit smoking meth". If I could do it all over again, Beta Theta Pi Oshkosh is the way to go.

"Go Beta or Go Home"

"The Beta House is the definition of brotherhood" from a Kappa Sig in Oshkosh.

"If I can't become a Beta next year when I'm a freshman, I'm going to drop out of school and try to get a job delivering mail to their house so I can get inside once and a while".

Beta Theta Pi Oshkosh by Wooglin March 21, 2008

Beta Theta Pi 

Beta Theta Pi was founded in 1839, one of the first Fraternities. Betas are known to be one of the best fraternities in the world. They are badasses!

Beta guys are studs who get mad pussy

Beta Theta Pi by Nikhil October 6, 2004

Beta Theta Pi 

A fraternity established in 1839 at Miami University holding an extremly rich history and an extensive alumni base throughout the United States and the rest of the world. Today the fraternity is on the forefront in attempting to redefine Greek Life by bringing the original principles that fraternities were started upon back into college culture. Beta Theta Pi provides a good environment for young men entering college to discover their social, intellectual, and spiritual sides in a well rounded and diverse extended family. Membership is given to a very select group of individuals who exhibit a desire to engage in social interaction in a responsible way while still having a good time. True Betas are regarded as gentlemen and well respected.

The oldest continuous Chapter of Beta Theta Pi is at Washington and Jefferson, the Gamma Chapter.

The first Chapter was established at Miami University by eight young men in 1839. The Alpha Chapter was founded by men who went on to be, among other things, A presidential elector for Abraham Lincoln, Civil War heroes, lawyers and judges, a Governor, and well respected members of society.

Beta Theta Pi by SamBJo October 15, 2007

Beta Theta Pi 

Internationally known for rocking the microphone, Betas are equally known for their ability to straight up 'clown' on anyone. Prominant figures like John Wooden, Peyton Manning, Robert Hall, and Colin Powell are all alums.

Dude #1: Is that the president of the united state being clowned on by some betas?
Dude #2: Yeah, Beta Theta Pi man.

Beta Theta Pi by Michael Irvin December 14, 2006