theit

pronouced: thee-it
A racial slur for black people, derived from the supposed manner in which they pronounce "shit" ("Oh, theit! It's the cops"). Used by those who wish to publicly refer to blacks in a negative manner, but without being recognized as a racist.

"Dude, you see those theits over there?"
"Yeah, lets lock the doors."

by paniks March 28, 2009

theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

boob theft

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.

“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft

by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022

Identity Theft Enabler's Act

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011

scissors theater

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020

Musical Theatre Kid

Noun: a person who loves musical theatre to the point of obsession over musicals and showtunes.
Musical theatre kids will likely stream and download showtunes more often than 'regular music' or songs by popular artists. They will often make musical references in everyday conversations, whether or not the person they are talking to recognizes it. They spent a good amount of time memorizing showtunes from their favorite musicals, and nothing will stop them from singing along once they do so. One must be careful when approaching a musical theatre kid, for even the most offhand comment can spark an immediate reaction that will usually comprise of a full performance of the show referenced. Many musical theatre kids find themselves constantly discovering new musicals, resulting in the pain they feel when being forced to choose their favorite. Common traits musical theatre kids share are creativity, determination, and freedom of expression.

Person: (meaning to ask: how does a player with so little experience in soccer manage to score a perfect goal?) How does a-
Musical theatre kid: BASTARD, ORPHAN (proceeds to sing entire Hamilton soundtrack)
Person: Why must you always interrupt me like that?
Musical theatre kid: (singing) SORRY-NOT-SORRY...
Another musical theatre kid: 'BOUT WHAT I SAID...
Person: This is going to take a while (walks away)

by #AndPeggy March 25, 2020

adult theater

A theater that only plays pornographic movies(Gay or Straight). Seating varies but usually has at least one area(couch,platform, etc) for sex acts to be performed for the entertainment and/or participation by the theater patrons.

I went to the Adult Theater Friday night and there was a Woman there whos Husband was letting anyone have sex with Her. She couldn't get enough.

by Shades_1970 August 12, 2015