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The Woody Wood Pecker 

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.
The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

That put the wood in your pecker 

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,
Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

The Woody Woodpecker 

Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"

the new woody woodpecker show 

A show on fox kids about a woodpecker
Man 1: The new woody woodpecker show is airing at 2pm. Fuck

man 2: U can record it