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the statue of liberty

The sexiest big French immigrant you'll ever see, as long you don't mind that she's green. Bring her your hungry, your poor and your destitute, if you know what I'm saying (wink wink nudge nudge).
Guy 1: Have you seen that sexy green lady across the river?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's too bad she's 20 stories or 354 steps out of your league!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I could get with the statue of liberty!
by Better_Than_Your_Mom_Last_Nigh January 19, 2018
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The Becera Statue of Liberty

A sexual position in which a woman with a prosthetic limb is being jack-hammered. The prosthetic limb is removed, the end of it is set on fire, and it is held in the right hand (like the Statue of Liberty's torch). The Becera Statue of Liberty is not completed to satisfaction unless the smoke detector goes off, the fire department is called, or unknowing parents smell smoke and investigate.
Man, I was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the Becera Statue of Liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.
by THEHOARD October 25, 2010
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The Shatue of Liberty

A cunning trick play design for American tackle football. The Quarterback lines up directly under center with a single running back in the pistol. When the quarterback calls the ‘snap’ the center proceeds to take a football-sized shit into the quarterback’s hands. The quarterback then drops back and throws an intentionally interceptable pass to the safety in the opposing backfield, as the center begins to run downfield with the football concealed in his trousers. If the play design goes as intended, the opposing defensive line bites for the fake and the secondary is taken into concussion protocol and later trauma counseling, resulting in a touchdown.
Quarterback in the huddle: “center, did you eat your fiber pills today?”

Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”

Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”

Center: *shits*

Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*
by Brett Fahrt December 11, 2024
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