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the squibbler

A male friend who is constantly out of money even though they boast of family riches. The squibbler usually lives in a dark messy place and lives of loans from friends. As low as they go they still find ways to make them seem better than the rest, never fall int othe trap of the squibbler
Friend-Hey mate what have you been up to?

The squibbler- Well i went overseas for a few months, look at all my new clothes!

Friend- so you can give me my $10 dollars you owe me then..?

Friend- where the fuck did he go???
by Douglo_dman August 30, 2011
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The Quibbler

Part of a phrase that usually goes (after one has stated a very unbelievable story) Oh yeah? Where'd you hear that? the Quibbler? -laughs ensue- This references the newspaper The Quibbler that Xenophilius Lovegood of the Harry Potter series prints on a regular basis, which is usually full of ridiculous sightings of fictional creatures and outlandish stories.
Rutherford: Did you know that dogs go to heaven? God told me last night!

Cornelius: HA! Where'd you hear that? The Quibbler?

-laughter from all but Rutherford-

Rutherford: -cries-
by FrailIcarusWings October 20, 2009
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The Quibbler Crew

A discord server inspired by Quibbler.co. It's one of the best places to come to when Quibbler.co turns to shit. The best group of international online friends anyone could have. ❤ ~ Peppa
"Man, I wish I was cool enough to join The Quibbler Crew server..."
by impeppapig June 14, 2016
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The Queen's Quibbler

A particularly scandalous act involving 1-3 Bristish participants and a red velvet cupcake. See also: Tooddle Pip
I caught those chaps doing The Queen's Quibbler
by Toodle Pip October 25, 2012
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