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The Norman

When your doing a girl doggy style and go on a roids rage. You then take a lanyard or lamp cord and start choking the girl from behind until she passes out.
A couples guys in English came up with this after a cetain someone started choking the crap out of a kid from behind and was getting off to it.
Kyle was giving Lauren The Norman last night.

I gave Matt's mom The Norman!
by D. Wills English Class May 24, 2006
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normie.the.norman

A Norman role player on tik tok with just a bit less than 1000 followers.
My favorite tik toker is normie.the.norman
by Norman is Normal July 25, 2021
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norman the conqueror

When you tie a rope or ribbon around a girls ankles and then wrap it around her neck causing her legs to be up in the air and causing her to choose between blood-flow and her own leg muscles.
"what did you get up to last night g?" "Oh you know just gave my girl the old norman the conqueror."
by senseiyenotha September 14, 2018
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The Old Norman

When a male masturbates to the point of climax while either looking at pictures or watching video of his best friend having intercourse with his significant other.
Pete: "Did you see that postcard of Ian and Trish in Maui"? Jim: "We should wack off to it". Pete: "The Old Norman"? Jim: "You know it".
by Matthew Scarpelli Cumberland December 9, 2013
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norman the doorman

a rather socially awkward being who is not intellectually gifted and will gain human interaction by holding doors open for strangers.
"That creep over there, ye just know they're a right Norman the Doorman"
by 2000NKPM April 10, 2017
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The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.
I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately
by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022
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Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted
Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!
by Vlemon August 6, 2023
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