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This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

the narkoleptic by jane April 25, 2003

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the narcoleptic

This is a sexual trick a girl plays on her male partner when he is either selfish or just for kicks. The girl gets the male excited and goes down like she is going to give him head. She gets his dick in her mouth and just leaves it there - no sucking or licking or anything. The guy will have terrible blues and the girl just keeps pretending to be asleep even if he pleads with her.

"I wanted to make him mad so I pulled the narcoleptic on him the other night."

the narcoleptic by kelly deutschbag miller July 22, 2003

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