meat bicycle

1. A reference to kreig from borderlands

2. A term used to describe your penis

3. A bicycle made of meat (fucking sherlock)

1."I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
2. "Hey, wanna come round and take a ride on my meat bicycle"
3."hey! I just killed some guy and made a bike outta his flesh! I call it the meat bicycle!"

by $hit talk3r November 12, 2017

Shiniest meat bicycle

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle

Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"

by Krieg the psycho August 05, 2018

shiniest meat bicycle

A vehicle with two or four limbs tandem, ears or hair for steering, a fleshy seat, and organs by which is is propelled.

“I have the shiniest meat bicycle!”

by Endless Ribs October 29, 2017

The meat bicycle

The male gets on a shoulder stand pose while the female balances herself with her feet on his. With a bicycle like movement she lowers herself to insert the penis into her vagina and cycle her legs, making the two constantly fuck like a meat bicycle.

My girlfriend and I did the meat bicycle in bed, what a workout.

by steve33 January 19, 2020