Culture War

Anything used to distract from real problems
Person 1: trans people shouldn't be allowed in sports

Person 2: they should you're just transphobic

proceeds to argue about this culture war non-sense whilst 10% of the world live in hunger
by Fuck Culture wars March 03, 2022
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The Culture War

2 groups of assholes using their desire to curate their children's reality to justify imposing thier self-embodied perfection/universal submission ethic on the world.
Hym "Like that scene from the anime about me where the goblins tie a bunch of women to carts and use them as arrow shields... The Culture War is little more than that, but with children. 'Stop shooting arrows at my fuck trophies!' 'NO! YOU stop shooting arrows at MY fuck trophies!' Like... Your kids existing... doesn't mean I have to do (or not do) anything. Seriously. I can't do what I want because your wife didn't fuck me? No. That's not how that works. You not liking the reality you've chosen subject your children to is justification for you controlling me. Now... You're going to try to refute this using historical precedent. That's not a good argument. But it's ok. I have the solution. If you want me to do or not-do a thing. Your wife can suck my dick. She can suck my dick and I will (then) consider doing or not doing the thing. But that's reality. Plenty of children have been subjected to far worse (historically). That's the reality you exist in. I know. It sucks. The bright side is that it's temporary. So.... Enjoy that I guess..."
by Hym Iam January 03, 2023
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Culture War

2 mentally retarded factions of political zealots fighting to see which on of them gets to control your behavior and mind. That's what the word "culture" means. "Behavior that is passed down through generations."
Hym "BOTH OF WHICH are willing sacrifice your kids AND COMPLETELY FABRICATE A MENTAL ILLNESS GOING AS FAR AS TO HIRE PLANTS TO STEAL YOUR IDENTITY in the name of a culture war propagated by the delusions of incest cultists and socialist zealots. If they do not willingly give up control of my life by paying and crediting me for that AI I created... I will murdered one of your children. They will get the control they desire and one of you will pay the price. And if others follow suite, more than one of you will pay the price."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
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